By James Nalton.
Alan: All this Bundesliga nonsense! You get all these Bundesliga people, don’t you? Bundesliga this, Bundesliga that. Let’s have a bit of Gladbach, let’s have a bit of Leverkusen. Ooh, that’s a snazzy Fankurve. Oh, this smells of, I don’t know, currywurst. Sometimes you just want to say, sod all this Bundesliga, just give me a game of… English Premiership!
Tony: I don’t think the Bundesliga is an elitist thing anymore, you can get the matches on BT Sport now. I’d love to make a genuinely popular Bundesliga programme.
Alan: Can I just shock you? I like the Bundesliga. Despite what I just said earlier. On any one Spieltag, which is German for matchday, I can have up to two games streaming in my house.
Alan: Interesting fact.